Exceptionally Unhandled

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:49:32 +0000

“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”

- Winston Churchill

"We are losing the war against drugs.” You know what that implies? There’s a war being..."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:18:33 +0000

““We are losing the war against drugs.” You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.”

- Bill Hicks

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:42:52 +0100

“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”

- Gandalf

“Stay Positive” - The Streets Cos this world...

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:56:00 +0100

“Stay Positive” - The Streets

Cos this world swallows souls
and when the blues unfold
It gets cold, silence burns holes.
You’re going mad
Perhaps you always were?
But when things was good you just didn’t care.
This is called irony.
When you most need to get up you got no energy
Time and time shit’ll happen
The dark shit’s unwrapping
But no-one’s listening your mates are laughing
Your brethren’s fucking and then you start hating.
Your stomach starts churning and you mind starts turning.
So smoke another draw
It won’t matter no more but the next day still feels sore
Rain taps on your window
Always did though but you didn’t hear it when things were so-so
You’re on your own now
Your little zone you were born alone and believe me you’ll die alone.
Weed becomes a chore
You want the buzz back so you follow the others onto smack.

Just trying to stay positive.
Just trying to stay positive.
Just trying to stay positive.
Just trying to stay positive.

Feels nice and still.
Good thing about brown is it always will
It’s easy, no-one blames you
It’s that world out there that’s fucked you
You know less of a person and if God exists
He still loves you.
Just remember that - the more you sink the further back from that brink.
Maybe you’ve lifetime scars and you think tattoos might be more fitting
But who’s picking?
Searching for yourself you find demons.
Try and be a freeman and grasp that talisman.
Cos your the same as I am
We all need our fellow man
We all need our Samaritan.
Maybe I’m better looking than you though
Maybe I’ve got more dough - but am I happier… no.
Get the love of a good girl and your world will be much richer than my world
And your happiness will uncurl.

Just trying to stay positive.
Just trying to stay positive.
Just trying to stay positive.
Just trying to stay positive.

Stop dreaming.
People who say that are blaspheming.
They’re doing nine to five and moaning.
And they don’t want you succeeding when they’ve blown it
And your idols - who are they?
They too dreamt about their day
Positive steps will see your goals.
Whether it’s dollars or control, feel the gold.
I aint helping you climb the ladder
I’m busy climbing mine.
That’s how it’s been since the dawn of time.
If you reach a cul-de-sac
The world turns it’s back
This is you zone, it’s like blackjack
He might get the ace or the top one
So organise your two’s and three’s into a run then you’ll have fucked him son
And for that you’ll be the better one
One last thing before you go though.
When you feel better tomorrow you’ll be a hero
But never forget today, you could be back here
Things can stray.
What if you see me in that window?
You won’t help me I know.
That’s cool, just keep walking where you go.
Carry on through the estate, stare at the geezers so they know you aint lightweight
And go see your mates
And when they don’t look happy
Play them this tape

Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive

I hope you understand me?
I aint no preaching fucker and I aint no do-goody-goody either.
This is about when shit goes pear-shaped
And if you aren’t or ever have been at rock bottom then good luck to you in the big wide world.
But remember that one day shit might just start crumbling
Your bird might fuck off or you might loose your job
It’s when that happens that what I’m talking about will feel much more important to you
So if you aint feeling it, just be thankful that everything’s cool in your world
Respect to BC

Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive
Just trying to stay positive

"A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch"

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:03:35 +0100

“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch”

- James Beard, Author, Chef, Father of American Gastronomy

1982 ffs

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:39:36 +0100

1982 ffs

NOISIA @ Bassment, Reading!!

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:22:00 +0100

I have waited for this for so long!

Bassment are known round where I live for being big players and successful for kick starting the dubstep/dnb/whatever scene and getting some amazing artists to play our venues, and now they have got some of my old favourites, Noisia (Therapy Sessions, etc) to play at Bar Mango. For only six quid.

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE: https://bassment.clubticks.com/wt/default.aspx?

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=112084845964

Seriously come to this, the last night I went to at Mango was amazing and the outside venue is good fun to - big up RESONANCE! And I’ll see you in Iguana once my resits are over..

“After a well deserved month off, we are back on the Thursday before Reading Festival!!!!!!

For this night we have two international dj’s gracing the decks. Flying in from Holland we have the massive diverse music act NOISIA, This is the first time they have EVER PLAYED in Berkshire and have recently featured on a remix off the new “Invaderzs Must Die” album by PRODIGY. Noisia are one the hardest dnb acts around so if you like your dirty dnb this one is not to be missed. Along side Noisia for the first time ever we have STAMINA MC who is out to prove he’s not just a liquid mc.
If that wasnt enough we have Bassment resident and Beta records production maestro JOHN B throwing down his hard electro style.
Support on the night comes from Bassment dj’s/mc’s with RESONANCE hosting the garden for a night of Dubstep, Breaks & Old School in the smoking area.

Full Line up

Main Room

NOISIA with STAMINA MC
JOHN B
Smuntee
Kbasha (Birthday set)
Arkaik b2b Deba
D kode b2b T Bone (Mother & Son)
Mc’s: Sye, Flewid, Focus

Room 2 (Garden smoking area)

RESONANCE dubstep/old skool/Breaks

Advocate (Resonance)
RISC
Rompa
Linus b2b Dynamic “Breaks Set” (Bassment)
Autopilot on b2b underhand tactics
Lofty “old school” (Resonance)

MC’s Danny C & B3
Special Guest MC Fraksha

Limited advance £6 tickets from www.bassmentdnb.com or Lowdown Records Reading.

£8 on the door

Join the Bassment Group for future events, News and competitions

http://www.facebook.com/nick.deviate?ref=name#/group.php?gid=2590616231&ref=ts

see you on the dance floor!!!

TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE FROM WWW.BASSMENTDNB.COM”

"Things have got so bad the property ladder is now a snake."

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:08:36 +0100

“Things have got so bad the property ladder is now a snake.”

- Jimmy Carr

sophiewaz: omgharrypotter: (via withafunnyheart) SUCK MY WAND...

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:03:00 +0100

sophiewaz:

omgharrypotter:

(via withafunnyheart)

SUCK MY WAND HERMIONE

(‘till the magic flows)

Loo & Placido - Electronic Popstar Killers

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:55:00 +0100

Loo & Placido - Electronic Popstar Killers:

This thing is fucking spastic. And about 2 hours long.

“Loo & Placido presents ‘Electronic popstar Killers’, their brand new party mix featuring 2 hours of exclusive mash-ups, remixes, edits and covers [S]mashing today’s hottest Electro, Rave, Fidget and Ghetto Bangers with some of the greatest Rock, Hip-Hop, Disco and Punk hits ever!”

Tracklist

[S]MASH THEM ALL INTRO
THE DOORS vs BUSY P vs PUBLIC ENEMY vs NERD vs STREETLIFE DJ’s vs ADAM F vs BOOGA ‘Rainbow Warrior’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
DAFT PUNK / Discotech Daft Break vs SLIPKNOT vs LIL JON vs FATMAN SCOOP vs REDMAN ‘Hard Rock Robot’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
HITHOUSE vs RAM JAM vs HERVE vs KANYE WEST / Pilotpriest remix vs BOYS NOIZE vs C&C MUSIC FACTORY ‘Betty Got Jacked’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
STREETLIFE DJ’S vs ADAM SKY Feat. MARK STEWART vs CROOKERS vs THE RAPTURE vs HENRY MANCINI ‘Dance Or Die’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
DJ KOOL vs DA URBAN OUTLAWS vs BIG ALI ‘Hands up’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
DJ KOOL vs AC SLATER / Udachi Remix vs DJ SEGA vs CRUX & BROOKLYN vs HUMAN RESOURCE / Chew Fu Refix vs ALTERN 8 vs WILDCHILD ‘Rave-O-Lution’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
BEASTIE BOYS vs QUEEN / John Farrugio Remix ‘Sab-O-Tage’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
AC-DC vs CROOKERS vs TITTSWORTH ‘Thunderstruck’ Loo & Placido Edit
NIRVANA / Wzrdz + Disco Trash Music Remixes vs WIX Cover ‘Smells Like Electro’ Loo & Placido Edit
THE OFFSPRING ‘Come Out And Play’ Stereo Heroes Refix
THE ROLLING STONES / Discotech Remix vs THE BEATLES vs BENNY BENASSI ‘Get Back Satisfaction’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
THE RAPTURE vs KISSY SELL OUT vs SCENARIO ROCK vs SPACE COWBOY ‘Discowboy’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
CHIC / White Label Remix vs BEASTIE BOYS ‘Good Boys’ Loo & Placido Edit
CHIC vs BEASTIE BOYS vs FRANZ FERDINAND ‘Chic Franzie Boys’ Party Ben Mash-up
FATBOY SLIM vs TITSWORTH / Nadastrom Remix vs DANNY DIGGZ ‘WTF’ Loo & Placido Edit
JAMES BROWN / Reset Remix vs FUNKSTAR DELUXE ‘Sex Machine Deluxe’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
FRANCK SINATRA ‘New York New York’
HOUSE OF PAIN vs MR OIZO vs THE TALKING HEADS vs BUSTA RHYMES vs MARK WEBB ‘Jump & Go Loco’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
SUGARHILL GANG vs FAT MAN SCOOP ‘Apache Jump’ Loo & Placido Edit
INCREDIBLE BONGO BAND vs SWITCH / The Beatthiefs Remix vs WAS (NOT WAS) ‘Was a bit Patchy’ Loo & Placido Edit
MIA vs KHAN EDISON ‘Paper Planes’
MR MIYAGI ‘We Gonna Give You The Lesson’
KNAAN vs JESSE ROSE vs PHONAT ‘The Magic Touch’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
FATBOY SLIM ‘Rockafeller Skank’ RIVA STARR Remix
BLUR vs THE TOXIC AVENGER & TRASH YOURSELF ‘Song 2’ Loo & Placido Edit
RICK ROSS vs JEAN CLAUDE ADES & VINCENT THOMAS ‘Hustlin Salsa’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
CRYSTAL FIGHTERS / Kid Koala Remix vs THE CLASH vs DING DONG ‘Pull Up London’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
PHAROAHE MONCH vs LL COOL J ‘Simon Says Knock You Out’ Serafin Mash-Up
EMINEM vs KRADDY vs X-ZIBIT ‘Fuck The Industry’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
JOAN JETT / Discotech Remix vs MISSY ELLIOTT ‘I Love to party’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
AC-DC vs LED ZEPPELIN vs QUEEN vs JAY-Z ‘Rock in black’ Go Home Productions Mash-Up
EURYTHMICS vs J CAST & SUBSTANTIAL / Chew Fu Refix vs CROOKERS ‘Lollypop Dreams’ Loo & Placido Edit
JEAN SEBASTIEN BACH ALL STARS ‘Toccata & Fugue in d-minor’ Loo & Placido Edit
ARTHUR BROWN ‘Fire’ Loo & Placido Edit
ADAM FREELAND vs SURVIVOR vs HERVE vs KELIS ‘Tiger Control’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
QUEEN vs REX THE DOG / Congorock Remix vs THE POLICE vs YAZOO ‘Good Times’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
MICHAEL JACKSON vs DAFT PUNK vs HERVE vs ARMAND VAN HELDEN vs TERRY LYNN vs JACK BEATS vs TODDLA T / Count & Sinden Remix ‘Technologic Thriller’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
GOOSE vs TORPEDO BOYS ‘Beat The Bass’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
ALEX GOPHER vs GROOVE ARMADA / Japanese Popstars Remix ‘Sushi Party’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
ATARI TEENAGE RIOT vs CAPSULE ‘Flash Back Rage’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
THE JACKSON 5 vs JOHN LENNON vs BEN E KING vs JOE COCKER ‘Stand By Us’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido

Beautiful.

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:45:15 +0100

Beautiful.

Video games are AWESOME. So is basement gamer Lara.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:32:10 +0100

Video games are AWESOME. So is basement gamer Lara.

Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:42:24 +0100

Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page

"MNSTR RIPPR ENRG JC £1.19 MONSTER ENERGY £0.95 *MONSTER ENERGY £0.95 DUREX PLEASURE £8.59 4..."

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:14:26 +0100

“

*MNSTR RIPPR ENRG JC £1.19
*MONSTER ENERGY £0.95
*MONSTER ENERGY £0.95
DUREX PLEASURE £8.59

4 BALANCE DUE £11.68

”

- A receipt I just found

"Awwwwwww……..There’s lube on my phone :("

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:01:52 +0100

“Awwwwwww……..There’s lube on my phone :(”

- Sophie

"I was eleven. And the mall pet store had this big waist-high tub full of rodents you could lean over..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:01:08 +0100

“

I was eleven. And the mall pet store had this big waist-high tub full of rodents you could lean over and pet. One day, a dwarf hamster ran right up my sleeve and I, giddy with my nefariousness, walked out of the store with it tucked against my elbow.

I became addicted to the rush and soon was stealing 2-4 hamsters a week. I spent all my allowance money on a continuously expanding tube set-up to house them in.

At my peak, I was stealing four hamsters at a time, and the hamsters at home were having babies, and I was giving hamsters away in handfuls to kids at school.

But, I’m sorry about it now and I’ve lived rodent-free for almost twenty years since.

”

- ClitorisMaximus

sophiewaz: suicideblonde: Dita von Teese Got to love Dita...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:42 +0100

sophiewaz:

suicideblonde:

Dita von Teese

Got to love Dita von Teese

Industry Talk - A one-act play by CaspianX2 (Source: http://bit.ly/FwOuw)

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:56:00 +0100

Music CD: Hey, guys, that illegal downloading sure does suck, doesn't it?
DVD: Oh, yeah.
Videogame: Absolutely.
CD: Yeah, my business has been really down lately because of those pirating bastards. I'm sure you guys are having the same problem, right?
DVD: Um...
VG: Well...
CD: Wait, your business hasn't gone down every year for the past decade?
DVD: Um... not as such...
VG: Actually, I'm doing pretty good, all things considering.
CD: But the economy...
DVD: Oh, yeah, ouch.
VG: Yeah, tough year.
CD: But your sales...?
DVD: Pretty damn good.
VG: Don't mean to brag, but... well, through the roof. With all due respect to you gents, my numbers are probably higher than the two of you combined right now.
DVD: Show-off...
CD: Really? What's your secret? Do you guys have some sort of anti-piracy technology I don't?
DVD: Well, my files are a bit bigger, I guess...
VG: And my developers try stuff like proprietary formats, registration codes... but usually I can't get too fancy with that stuff or people start to boycott. Man, you should've seen that time I tried Starforce. It was nasty.
CD: But the different formats and codes... they work, right?
VG: Eh. Anyone who really wants to pirate a game can do it without too much hassle. Hell, PC games often get pirated before they're even released!
DVD: Oh, that happens to me too! You guys heard about that shit with Wolverine, right?
VG: Oh, yeah, tough break.
CD: Oh yeah. The filmmakers didn't make a dime off of that one, right?
DVD: Oh, no. They totally made bank, and it'll be another big payday when it hits home video, for sure. Hell, some people have even argued that the leak made for great pre-release publicity!
CD: Wait, wait, wait... so you guys have piracy, too...
VG: In all fairness, probably not quite as bad as yours.
CD: Yeah, but... if more or less anyone who wants to get a free game or movie can do it, how do you turn a profit? I mean, why would anyone buy you guys when they could just download you?
DVD: Well, come on, not everyone can pirate stuff on the internet. I mean, most people are pretty clueless when it comes to that stuff.
VG: As much as I hate it, most of the people downloading probably wouldn't be buying the stuff anyway.
CD: So what am I doing wrong? Why have my sales gone to shit?
DVD: Hmm... well, what are you selling?
CD: What? Oh, maybe an hour of mu-
DVD: Oh, come on, you don't need to lie to us. We know better. Be honest now.
CD: Er... the license to listen to about an hour of music.
VG: For...?
CD: I dunno... $10-15?
DVD: Hmm... that sounds a bit steep.
CD: What? That's totally worth it!
DVD: Well, I'm $10-20 for usually about 2-4 hours. So that's kinda' like twice the value, isn't it?
VG: I'm $20-60 for anywhere from usually eight hours to fifty or so.
CD: Fifty hours!?
VG: Well, with some games. Of course, there are others where you could spend hundreds... even thousands of hours on them. And of course there's the multiplayer stuff, which could last a person forever.
CD: Well, a person could listen to the same twelve songs over and over again, too.
DVD: All twelve songs?
CD: Well... actually... usually about half of them are crap... and only one or two of them are really good.
iTunes: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What's up? Are we talking about value? Because man, people just can't seem to get enough of me! Picking and choosing the songs they like for a buck or two apiece... it's like there was this whole market just waiting for someone to-
CD: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
iTunes: Huh?
CD: You asshole! You're killing me!
VG: I thought you said pirates were killing you.
CD: They both are!
DVD: Um... maybe people just don't think you're worth what you're charging. Have you ever considered lowering your prices?
CD: Hey, in the last twenty years I've gone down a whole five dollars! Isn't that enough?
DVD: Umm...
CD: Oh, you shut up! What about you, Mr. $60 videogame? How do you justify staying so expensive?
VG: Increased cost of development. Have your development costs increased exponentially over the last decade?
CD: Well... it's... SHUT UP!
iTunes: Music companies have done a lot of haggling over the cost of royalties, so it's tough for me to maintain my prices.
CD: AS WELL THEY SHOULD! You're only hurting their CD sales!
iTunes: But I cut out about fifty middlemen between them and the retail stores, and a lot of the overhead costs as well!
CD: Well, you know what? Screw you guys and your "value". I deserve to be making as much money as I want and that's that! And I don't care what you say, the reason I'm not selling so well lately is obvious - it's the damn internet and its damn pirates and its damn iTunes... well, I have an answer for that. Call my lawyer, it's time to sue, sue, sue! I'll sue everyone! I'll sue YouTube! I'll sue my customers! I'll sue so much I'll be just as famous for my lawyers as I am for my music!
iTunes: You really expect everyone to start buying from you again once you do everything possible to make them hate you?
CD: Why not? It's not like they'll have anyone else to go to for their entertainment!
DVD, VG, & iTunes: .....

"You only get one party"

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:37:48 +0100

“You only get one party”

- Sophie Wawrzyniak & James Cleveland

Credits to the two hot lesbians and Gandalf the ‘Ace’ Grey

(via sophiewaz)

"Disregard anything I said about a tiger."

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:27:20 +0100

"Disregard anything I said about a tiger."

Exceptionally Unhandled

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

"We are losing the war against drugs.” You know what that implies? There’s a war being..."

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."

“Stay Positive” - The Streets Cos this world...

“Stay Positive” - The Streets

"A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch"

1982 ffs

NOISIA @ Bassment, Reading!!

"Things have got so bad the property ladder is now a snake."

sophiewaz: omgharrypotter: (via withafunnyheart) SUCK MY WAND...

Loo & Placido - Electronic Popstar Killers

Tracklist

Beautiful.

Video games are AWESOME. So is basement gamer Lara.

Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page

"*MNSTR RIPPR ENRG JC £1.19 *MONSTER ENERGY £0.95 *MONSTER ENERGY £0.95 DUREX PLEASURE £8.59 4..."

"Awwwwwww……..There’s lube on my phone :("

"I was eleven. And the mall pet store had this big waist-high tub full of rodents you could lean over..."

sophiewaz: suicideblonde: Dita von Teese Got to love Dita...

Industry Talk - A one-act play by CaspianX2 (Source: http://bit.ly/FwOuw)

"You only get one party"

"Disregard anything I said about a tiger."

"MNSTR RIPPR ENRG JC £1.19 MONSTER ENERGY £0.95 *MONSTER ENERGY £0.95 DUREX PLEASURE £8.59 4..."