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    \x0a Winston Churchill\x0a
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    \x0a A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.\x0a
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    “Stay Positive” - The Streets

    \x0aCos this world swallows souls
    and when the blues unfold
    It gets cold, silence burns holes.
    You’re going mad
    Perhaps you always were?
    But when things was good you just didn’t care.
    This is called irony.
    When you most need to get up you got no energy
    Time and time shit’ll happen
    The dark shit’s unwrapping
    But no-one’s listening your mates are laughing
    Your brethren’s fucking and then you start hating.
    Your stomach starts churning and you mind starts turning.
    So smoke another draw
    It won’t matter no more but the next day still feels sore
    Rain taps on your window
    Always did though but you didn’t hear it when things were so-so
    You’re on your own now
    Your little zone you were born alone and believe me you’ll die alone.
    Weed becomes a chore
    You want the buzz back so you follow the others onto smack.

    Just trying to stay positive.
    Just trying to stay positive.
    Just trying to stay positive.
    Just trying to stay positive.

    Feels nice and still.
    Good thing about brown is it always will
    It’s easy, no-one blames you
    It’s that world out there that’s fucked you
    You know less of a person and if God exists
    He still loves you.
    Just remember that - the more you sink the further back from that brink.
    Maybe you’ve lifetime scars and you think tattoos might be more fitting
    But who’s picking?
    Searching for yourself you find demons.
    Try and be a freeman and grasp that talisman.
    Cos your the same as I am
    We all need our fellow man
    We all need our Samaritan.
    Maybe I’m better looking than you though
    Maybe I’ve got more dough - but am I happier… no.
    Get the love of a good girl and your world will be much richer than my world
    And your happiness will uncurl.

    Just trying to stay positive.
    Just trying to stay positive.
    Just trying to stay positive.
    Just trying to stay positive.

    Stop dreaming.
    People who say that are blaspheming.
    They’re doing nine to five and moaning.
    And they don’t want you succeeding when they’ve blown it
    And your idols - who are they?
    They too dreamt about their day
    Positive steps will see your goals.
    Whether it’s dollars or control, feel the gold.
    I aint helping you climb the ladder
    I’m busy climbing mine.
    That’s how it’s been since the dawn of time.
    If you reach a cul-de-sac
    The world turns it’s back
    This is you zone, it’s like blackjack
    He might get the ace or the top one
    So organise your two’s and three’s into a run then you’ll have fucked him son
    And for that you’ll be the better one
    One last thing before you go though.
    When you feel better tomorrow you’ll be a hero
    But never forget today, you could be back here
    Things can stray.
    What if you see me in that window?
    You won’t help me I know.
    That’s cool, just keep walking where you go.
    Carry on through the estate, stare at the geezers so they know you aint lightweight
    And go see your mates
    And when they don’t look happy
    Play them this tape

    Just trying to stay positive
    Just trying to stay positive
    Just trying to stay positive
    Just trying to stay positive

    I hope you understand me?
    I aint no preaching fucker and I aint no do-goody-goody either.
    This is about when shit goes pear-shaped
    And if you aren’t or ever have been at rock bottom then good luck to you in the big wide world.
    But remember that one day shit might just start crumbling
    Your bird might fuck off or you might loose your job
    It’s when that happens that what I’m talking about will feel much more important to you
    So if you aint feeling it, just be thankful that everything’s cool in your world
    Respect to BC

    Just trying to stay positive
    Just trying to stay positive
    Just trying to stay positive
    Just trying to stay positive

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    NOISIA @ Bassment, Reading!!
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    I have waited for this for so long!

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    Bassment are known round where I live for being big players and successful for kick starting the dubstep/dnb/whatever scene and getting some amazing artists to play our venues, and now they have got some of my old favourites, Noisia (Therapy Sessions, etc) to play at Bar Mango. For only six quid.

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    GET YOUR TICKETS HERE: https://bassment.clubticks.com/wt/default.aspx?

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    FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=112084845964

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    Seriously come to this, the last night I went to at Mango was amazing and the outside venue is good fun to - big up RESONANCE! And I’ll see you in Iguana once my resits are over..

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    AWESOME

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    line up

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    “After a well deserved month off, we are back on the Thursday before Reading Festival!!!!!!

    For this night we have two international dj’s gracing the decks. Flying in from Holland we have the massive diverse music act NOISIA, This is the first time they have EVER PLAYED in Berkshire and have recently featured on a remix off the new “Invaderzs Must Die” album by PRODIGY. Noisia are one the hardest dnb acts around so if you like your dirty dnb this one is not to be missed. Along side Noisia for the first time ever we have STAMINA MC who is out to prove he’s not just a liquid mc.
    If that wasnt enough we have Bassment resident and Beta records production maestro JOHN B throwing down his hard electro style.
    Support on the night comes from Bassment dj’s/mc’s with RESONANCE hosting the garden for a night of Dubstep, Breaks & Old School in the smoking area.

    Full Line up

    Main Room

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    Room 2 (Garden smoking area)

    RESONANCE dubstep/old skool/Breaks

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    MC’s Danny C & B3
    Special Guest MC Fraksha

    Limited advance £6 tickets from www.bassmentdnb.com or Lowdown Records Reading.

    £8 on the door

    Join the Bassment Group for future events, News and competitions

    http://www.facebook.com/nick.deviate?ref=name#/group.php?gid=2590616231&ref=ts

    see you on the dance floor!!!

    TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE FROM WWW.BASSMENTDNB.COM

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    This thing is fucking spastic. And about 2 hours long.

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    “Loo & Placido presents ‘Electronic popstar Killers’, their brand new party mix featuring 2 hours of exclusive mash-ups, remixes, edits and covers [S]mashing today’s hottest Electro, Rave, Fidget and Ghetto Bangers with some of the greatest Rock, Hip-Hop, Disco and Punk hits ever!”

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    3. THE DOORS vs BUSY P vs PUBLIC ENEMY vs NERD vs STREETLIFE DJ’s vs ADAM F vs BOOGA ‘Rainbow Warrior’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
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    13. DJ KOOL vs AC SLATER / Udachi Remix vs DJ SEGA vs CRUX & BROOKLYN vs HUMAN RESOURCE / Chew Fu Refix vs ALTERN 8 vs WILDCHILD ‘Rave-O-Lution’ [S]Mashed by Loo & Placido
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